Since it is the holiday season, I see a lot
of little ones. They have a lot to say. A lot of funny stuff to say:
1. Charlie (my BFF’s 2 year old) at 6 am:
Where’s daddy?
Momma Steph: Daddy’s in bed.
C: Daddy in bed?
MS: Yes.
C: Daddy in bed with Dawn ma rie?
Daddy from the bed: Daddy wishes!
She did this the next morning as well, BTW.
2. Jim’s department is hiring, and he is on
the hiring committee. The other day they were discussing candidates in a
meeting when it became clear that a candidate’s letters of recommendation were
missing, or, gasp, not sent! That night, Jim’s colleague Matt went home and had
dinner with his wife and 4 year old son, Isaac. He retold the story about how
they at first thought that the candidate didn’t have any letters of rec. Isaac
was very saddened by the thought that someone would have no letters.
Isaac: NO letters today? How can he have NO
letters today??
He then took out paper and crayons and
proceeded to write letters of recommendation for the poor sap. The funny thing
is, he thought he needed actual letters; just random letters of the alphabet.
3. Our niece, Lilly talking about her old dog
(and my new-ish dog), Molly:
When I was a baby, I tried to ride Molly. She
jerked me off like a bull!
4. Our niece, Eva pooping on the potty (such
a big girl!): I pooping babies!
My brother, Vince: Babies, huh? You all done
now?
Eva: No! I got more babies in there!
5. Our nephew, Vinny losing his shit because
he got books for Christmas, much like this kid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv4Hpz-GI3g
