My Dogs are Retarded Mentally Handicapped
Our adorable rescue pup, Sadie, is a bit of a spaz. She truly is adorable. So adorable that every time I think I might let her wander out in traffic because she can’t seem to stop defecating in my basement I look at her adorable, pink rimmed eyes and my heart literally melts.
We’ve had her since May and although we keep saying she’s getting “better” she still is an uber wiggly, un-housebroken slobbery mess.
A few weeks ago, as I was feeling sorry for myself for getting stuck with such a special dog, Jim forwarded me this.
First thought: OMG! Someone else thinks their dog might be a little re re and Googled about it!
Second thought: Shit. There’s no way Sadie is passing these tests.
Third thought: Wait, will Lula pass these tests?
For your viewing pleasure, the tests (forgive the nausea inducing filming, its hard to do this type of abuse test by yourself):
First up: the "how long does it take your dog to realize she has a blanket on her" test.
Here's Lula's chance:
So, as it turns out, Sadie is definitely mentally challenged. And Lula…well the jury is still out on her. She is also a little stubborn shit so I am thinking she may have known what was going on and wanted me to feel like I had two challenged dogs because she’s mad at me because I didn’t take her to the dog park that day. Or, she’s just as challenged as Sadie.
For more great dog reading, this is a goodie.
